Monthly Archives: May 2021

Devonta Smith is Skinny he Sucks and I Could Kick His Ass. DO NOT DRAFT.

hey guys its braxton wellcome back to braxtons corner. This is where I teach you about stuff you can use too win your famtasy leagues. this week we talk about devonta smith and how he looks like a telephone pole. Also I could totally kick his ass. yeah that’s right i said it i think devonta smith is too skinny

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BREAKING: Kaepernick Working Out At Tight End For Jags. Meyer Wants Camp Competition.

Jacksonville, FL – Sources to Fantasy Gazette confirmed Thursday Jaguars head coach Urban Meyer has brought in Colin Kaepernick to compete with Tim Tebow for the starting Tight End position. “We love Timmy and what he has to offer…but we think adding Colin can really bring out the best in him. Kind of a, uh, light side vs dark side

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HEARTBREAKING: Listen to these Wide Receivers Tell Their Story About Being Unfairly Compared to Randy Moss

Recently, it has become popular to compare wide receivers to NFL Hall of Famer and Vikings legend Randy Moss. This is clearly too high of an expectation and takes an emotional toll on the players. The Fantasy Gazette sat down with players who have been unfairly linked to Randy Moss. Tyreek Hill “It’s really not cool to compare me to

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Webster’s Dictionary Adds ‘SZN’ after Overwhelming Demands From Fantasy Football Players

SPRINGFIELD, MA – Webster’s Dictionary, the leading language provider in the United States, announced that after an incredibly high demand from an unusual source they will be adding the word “SZN” to all dictionaries. What does SZN mean? This unusual source is none other than the fantasy football community. For those unfamiliar, fantasy football is a game based on the

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Pfizer Rolls Out “Rookie Fever” Vaccine

NEW YORK, NY – Pfizer officials announced Friday that they have successfully developed a vaccine for “Rookie Fever,” and fantasy football players will be given first priority. Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla recognized that the yearly disease – which typically kicks in just before the NFL draft and through to training camp in the summer – is a serious issue. “Every

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“Ask The Gazette:” What Does the Aaron Rodgers Drama Mean for Fantasy?

Packers QB Aaron Rodgers has been lighting the internet ablaze this week with reports revealing the reigning NFL MVP may want out of Green Bay ASAP. Rodgers, the fantasy QB3 last year, would leave a tremendous ripple effect for fantasy football if he was traded or retired, mostly for the Packers he would leave behind. You asked the Fantasy Gazette

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