Monthly Archives: June 2021

What’s In A Name? Grading Rookie Quarterbacks On How Cool Their Name Is

Think about the star players in your lifetime: most, if not all, have killer names. Guys with average names get forgotten. Guys who can go by one name or memorable initials get idolized. It’s better to have an elite name than one that gets you washed away with the rest of the Jimmy’s and Joe’s someone plays with. For your

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Pro Football Focus ‘Completely Out Of Ideas’ After Asking Twitter Users To Rank Every NFL Player For Them

Pro Football Focus released an official statement Sunday that they are “completely out of ideas” and that their “creative juices have been exhausted” following the completion of asking Twitter for their thoughts and rankings on every single NFL player. PFF is known for skipping out on actual analysis and genuine content creation – instead taking advantage of social media users’

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Jakobi Meyers Excited To Receive Way More Off-Target Throws From Cam Newton As Patriots’ New WR1

FOXBORO, MA – Third-year wide receiver Jakobi Meyers is turning heads in New England so far this off-season. Word is that Meyers could emerge as the Pats’ top pass-catcher over NFL megastars Nelson Agholor, Kendrick Bourne, Gunner Olszewski. Oh yeah, and N’Keal Harry. They are battling to emerge as Cam Newton’s favorite player to give off-target throws to, and Meyers

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Holy Shit: Funniest Guy in Entire Universe Names Fantasy Team “Show Me Your TDs”

Gazette sources have confirmed the single funniest man in the entire fucking universe just named his fantasy football team “Show Me Your TDs.” We don’t know about you, but the genius-level intellect and advanced humor has us crying. The unbelievably hilarious and clever nickname “Show Me Your TDs” is a play-on-words. We figured it would need explained for the feeble

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Analyst Begins Recommending ZeroRB So People Will Have Bad Teams And Continue Needing His Advice

Long-time fantasy football analyst Josh Myers ha reportedly been “heavily recommending” ZeroRB draft strategies across all formats, despite never supporting it before. “Yeah, it’s true,” Myers said. “I figured that people with great fantasy success don’t need analysts like me around. I need to start recommending strategies that make them suck and then immediately start giving tips to fixing it.”

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Free Agent RB Todd Gurley Visiting Your League’s Trade Block

UNITED STATES – Sources confirmed Thursday unsigned FA running back Todd Gurley is making another visit, this time to the trade block in your fantasy football leagues. The news comes after Gurley visited Detroit & Baltimore in recent weeks. Unless you are incredibly emotional and base your decisions on the most recent news and hype you can ignore this trade

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BREAKING: You’re Too Low On This Player. BREAKING: You’re Too High On This Player. BREAKING: You’re Too Low On This Player. BREAKING: You’re Too High On This Player.

Reports from the fantasy football community this week have found that you, the reader, are too low in your valuation of Falcons WR Calvin Ridley. This comes after the news Sunday that Julio Jones has been traded to Tennesse- Wait. Hang on. In a breaking new update, it appears you are now too high in your viewing of Ridley. He

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