Fantasy Player Who Sucks At Setting His Weekly Lineups Cries Tears Of Joy Upon Discovering “Best Ball” Format
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – A local fantasy football player was elated with joy when he discovered a brilliant, low-maintenance new way to play fantasy football: Best Ball. “This is a game-changer,” he said. “My life-altering fear of making tough decisions has caused me excruciating pain my entire life from calling off a wedding with three different women and fantasy football losses.”
Best Ball is a way to play fantasy football in which the traditional “Start/Sit” decision does not exist. Players’ rosters will automatically start whoever scored the most points in their respective positions.
“I’ve had panic attacks over whether to start AJ Dillon or Damien Harris, whether to go with the Dolphins D/ST or the Browns D/ST, and even once curled up in the fetal position for nearly 18 hours because I couldn’t decide between starting Rob Bironas or Robbie Gould back in 2015. I have a new life now.”
The man’s first best ball draft concluded with him drafting 6 quarterbacks, 10 running backs, 3 wide receivers and no tight ends, finishing dead last and winning zero dollars.
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