Heartbreaking: Raiders WR Bryan Edwards’ Phone Has Died, And Now He Can’t Read All The Posts About How Great He Is

Las Vegas, NV – Second-year WR Bryan Edwards was feeling “down in the dumps” late Friday afternoon after a poor day at training camp, according to sources.

“Normally, I get online after a day of being my average self and remind myself that there are dozens of fantasy players who swear I’m the next Calvin Johnson,” Edward said. “But my phone’s dead, and now I think I might just be a regular wide receiver.”

This news is brutal for fantasy players who need Edwards to think he’s the metaphysical son of Randy Moss and Terrell Owens. Hopefully he can find a charger soon and read your posts about his greatness and get back on track.

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