Fantasy Gazette

Sources to Fantasy Gazette have confirmed that all your fantasy football players are currently injured.

It remains to be seen how you’ll react to this, what you’ll do on waiver wire moves, or what next week will bring, but we felt it was best you knew about all your players simultaneously going down with a wide range of injuries.

There is no official statement on how the hours you spent researching statistics over the summer or watching games while sending “positive vibes” to the players on your team played a role, but for now we can safely say it did not help.