AMAZING: Fantasy Player Seeking A Healthier Lifestyle Was Only On His Phone For Eleven Hours, Thirty-Eight Minutes Sunday

Sheboygan, WI – A story too good to be true. Local NFL fanatic and avid fantasy player Matthew Schmidt checked his iPhone’s “screen time” and recorded a new personal low for a NFL Sunday: a mere 11 hours and 38 minutes. Way to go, Matthew! A feat he, his wife Katherine, and once-a-week neglected child Braylen were happy to celebrate as Katherine brought her husband his 7th Coors Light on the day following Green Bay’s last-second win over San Francisco.

“It feels good, man,” Schmidt said on his successful quest for a better life away from his phone. “I feel like, I dunno, I’m just like, connected with nature bro. Between checking my 14 fantasy leagues, preparing and editing my DFS lineups for the afternoon slate, then monitoring those winnings that I won by gambling the money Katherine and I set aside for Braylen’s birthday, I kept my screen time way down to 11:38. Hey, guess I better start eating gluten free and taking hikes and shit now, ha ha.”

Fantasy Gazette is so proud of you, Matthew Schmidt! One more fantasy player just found a healthier life. And that, my friends, is a win in our book.

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