Fantasy Gazette sources confirmed that someone in your fantasy football league has a brand new special trade offer for you: the exact same offer you declined, but this time you give up even more. Deal or no deal? “Yeah I just figured if you didn’t like my last offer, you’d be interested in giving me even more than I originally
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Chiptole – In some of the more bizarre 2021 NFL News, Titans star WR A.J. Brown came down with food poisoning earlier this month after eating Chipotle. Well, the company has “clapped back” with a brand new product that’s soon to hit the market. Chipotle CEO Brian Niccol was thrilled to announce the newest menu item following the craze: “We
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A groundbreaking new smartphone app has been designed to give the user alerts when people near them (spouses, kids, loved ones, pets, coworkers, etc) are upset with them for the amount of time they’re spending watching NFL football, playing fantasy football, or gambling their children’s college tuition on any number of “surefire” parlays. The new app uses infrared technology to
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Gazette sources confirmed your fantasy football team is getting ruthlessly dominated because a player you’ve never heard of has absorbed the powers of Zeus himself while playing for your opponent’s team. The player, whose name sounds like it might be an auto-generated Madden athlete, decided right here, right now on Thursday Night Football was the exactly right time to go
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WOW. Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa is all over the rumor mill, but you need the truth. The Fantasy Gazette sent our best team of NFL investigators to the streets and they came back with a short list of 31 teams Tua Tagovailoa might wind up on soon. Arizona Cardinals Atlanta Falcons Baltimore Ravens Buffalo Bills Carolina Panthers Chicago Bears Cincinnati
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CHICAGO, IL – Eat your heart out, Jon Gruden. Packers QB Aaron Rodgers has been suspended for the remainder of the 2021 season for his egregious language following a touchdown on Sunday in Chicago. After scrambling to his right and sliding through the side of the end zone towards the stands, Rodgers was audibly heard saying he “owns” and “has
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Jackson, TN – Local fantasy football player Darrel Chadwick needed some lineup advice for his matchup this week and headed to social media to ask his favorite analyst. Chadwick tweeted a 37-tweet backstory to his team, his league, and his entire life to help the analyst make the choice. “This analyst needs to know about my childhood too, you know,
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NEW YORK, NY – Following a near week-long investigation into Raiders’ Head Coach Jon Gruden’s former e-mails, team owner Mark Davis decided to part ways with Gruden. It was then executives at Fox News decided Gruden would be a perfect fit to cover the National Football League for Fox. The hiring was made just nine minutes after he was fired.
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Seattle, WA – Local fantasy football player Zach Thompson moved his best wide receiver, who has yet to perform up to lofty expectations, into the “Flex” spot instead of his usual “WR” designation in the starting lineup. “He has to know it’s now or never,” Thompson said. “This will motivate him. If he knows he’s one bad week away from
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AP – Whoops. According to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Jags HC Urban Meyer accidentally sent private messages to over 34 women claiming to be a “hot single mom in his area.” The viruses contracted due to Urban’s “honest mistake” (his words) shut down the social networking app for the duration of the day. Meyer promised to be more careful, apologized
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