Zuckerberg Admits Facebook Crash Due To Urban Meyer Accidentally Messaging ‘Hot Single Moms In His Area’

AP – Whoops. According to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Jags HC Urban Meyer accidentally sent private messages to over 34 women claiming to be a “hot single mom in his area.” The viruses contracted due to Urban’s “honest mistake” (his words) shut down the social networking app for the duration of the day.

Meyer promised to be more careful, apologized for being a distraction to his 0-4 team, and swiftly promised fantasy football players he’d get RB James Robinson 30 carries a game. Meyer was immediately forgiven.

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