Monthly Archives: November 2021

Struggling At DFS? Here are 5 GUARANTEED Strategies To Win Big

DFS, or “Daily Fantasy Sports,” brings Las Vegas to your phone, which is definitely a good thing for you and your family’s finances. Do you find yourself struggling to win big at these? Are the sharks taking your money while you constantly find yourself on the outside looking in? Here are 5 guaranteed strategies to secure a huge jackpot. The

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Six Ways To Steer Uncomfortable Thanksgiving Family Convos From Politics To Football

Hey Gazetters, today is Turkey Day! Many of us are gathered around the table with family we don’t often see (or want to see). If you’re anything like us, you likely want to completely ignore all family and just watch football in peace. We would love that for you! Unfortunately, that’s not how it works…and we know you’ll probably end

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Allen Robinson Says He Won’t Play Better Until Enough People Drop Him From Their Fantasy Teams: “I Need The Motivation.”

Chicago, IL – Bears WR Allen Robinson, widely regarded as the worst draft pick someone could have made in fantasy football, made a shocking statement Wednesday when he announced that he “doesn’t feel like” playing really good again until more people drop him from their fantasy football leagues. “It’s simple really,” Robinson said during a surprise Bears press conference. “I

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Slant Boy Is Faking It: Michael Thomas Says He Won’t Return To Football Until Fans Start Calling Him “Slant Man”

According to our top Saints beat reporter, 3-time Pro Bowl WR Michael Thomas has NOT been sitting out this NFL season because of a lingering ankle injury, but because his nickname hurts his feelings. The league leader in both reception yardage and reception total in 2019, Thomas has barely played since, mainly because he feels like his nickname Slant Boy

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PAINFUL: This Man Would’ve Won A Million Dollars On DraftKings If He Simply Picked A Different QB, WR2, WR3, TE, and Defense

Salem, MA – Pain. That’s the only word to describe local DFS player Mark Winters’ feeling after narrowly missing a giant, life-changing amount of cash on the DraftKings app this weekend. Winters needed just 105.9 more points from his “Full Roster” lineup to win $1,000,000. According to sources, Winters played exactly zero of the players that won the top performer

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