Rams Looking For Paid Actors To Appear In Victory Parade

Los Angeles, CA – Following the Rams’ Super Bowl 56 victory, the team announced they are looking for paid actors to travel down to Los Angeles later this week. “This is a historic time to be someone we paid to wear a Rams shirt and stand on the street for two hours,” owner Stan Kroenke said. “If you are one of our loyal fans who came over from Saint Lexington, or wherever the fuck we were before this cool city, we thank you for loving our team. We will provide $20, a Rams shirt, a Super Bowl hat with the tag still on it, and a sack lunch for all participants who want to pretend to be our fans later this week. Go Rams!”

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