Lansing, MI – Local dynasty aficionado Harry Frasier has been playing fantasy football for over 15 years, and is what many call a “savant” in dynasty philosophy. Frasier says the key to his sustained success is dropping his best players from his roster completely, just in case they face a significant value drop from injury, a trade to a bad
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Tulsa, OK – Marshall Sarkisian, a local fantasy football player and stingy trader, announced on Sunday that he will only be accepting trades in which the value is overwhelmingly in his favor, but is willing to compromise on the premise you’ll let him sleep with your girlfriend. Your girlfriend, who Sarkisian has had an eye on since you introduced her
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Little Rock, AR – Local man and self-proclaimed Malik Willis “superfan” Jordan Belmont was enjoying a night out at Buffalo Wild Wings with his buddies and talking about the upcoming NFL Draft when a friend asked Belmont to name 3 of his favorite throws by Liberty QB Malik Willis, who was on Belmont’s t-shirt that very moment. “What?” he responded
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In the latest of a series of stunning moves, the AFC West – formerly comprised of the Broncos, Chargers, Chiefs, and Raiders, has traded the NFC for the entirety of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers franchise. In just the first days of the NFL’s new season, the Broncos acquired superstar QB, the Chargers traded the Bears for Khalil Mack, and the
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Pittsburgh, PA – Local diehard Steelers fan Gregg Ward walked into his 15-year-old son Axel’s room Monday evening, shocked to see the teen secretly watching “HOT: Mitch Trubisky Penetrates Tight Defense And Scores” on his personal computer. Axel turned around in shame before yelling at his dad to get up and cleaning up using a terrible towel. “Now, son,” the
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In a shocking turn of events, Buccaneers QB Tom Brady has unretired (after just a few weeks) and announced via social media he would rejoin his Tampa teammates for his 23rd season. But, was it really a surprise? ESPN’s documentary “Man In The Arena” is based on Brady’s dominant career. But after the final episode, Nick Fury, (Director of SHIELD)
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In a blockbuster move, and one of the biggest trades in NFL history, the Denver Broncos have acquired nine-time Pro-Bowler and Super Bowl champion Russell Wilson from the Seattle Seahawks. Fantasy Gazette is here to break down the impact. Read here for our winners and losers. Russell Wilson: LOSER Wilson’s going to be in for it when the thin Colorado
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