Calvin Ridley Has Suspension Reduced After Using Gambling Winnings To Buy Steroids
Atlanta, GA – Falcons star wideout Calvin Ridley has gotten his year-long suspension from the NFL reduced after using his gambling winnings to buy performance enhancing drugs. Ridley had been suspended for betting on NFL games on his smartphone, but appealed the suspension to Roger Goodell and the NFLPA this week while absolutely yoked from the steroids.
“We’re thrilled to see Calvin is making better choices,” Goodell said. “By gambling, he was ruining the integrity of the game and making himself more money. Now, by being jacked on steroids, Calvin is ruining the integrity of the game by making all of us more money. I’m so proud to see him on the right path, I could cry.”
Calvin told us the move was a bit of a no-brainer, following the news Cardinals WR DeAndre Hopkins was suspended just six games for violating the league’s PED policy. Ridley also noticed a change in both his physical stature and performance now that he is on steroids and will be able to play in 2022.
“My balls are smaller now, but it’s never been easier to catch the ones on the field!” said Ridley.
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