Tua Tagovailoa Fails To Convince Mom To Buy Him New Toy At Wal-Mart After Underthrowing Tantrum

Follow Fantasy Gazette on Twitter and subscribe to our e-mail list to receive more breaking news like this one.

A WAL-MART OUTSIDE MIAMI, FL – Dolphins starting QB Tua Tagovailoa has failed to acquire a new toy at Wal-Mart, sources confirmed. The lefty from Alabama was reportedly attempting to throw a tantrum to acquire the new NERF semi-automatic N-Strike Elite Blaster gun at the toy aisle. Witnesses say Tagovailoa underthrew the tantrum, and was unable to provoke the proper amount of empathy and cash from his mother.

“Yeah, it was really sad,” said a local onlooker who was purchasing fishing line and bait in the next aisle. “I could tell he wanted the NERF gun, but I just wasn’t convinced he was the type of kid who could throw the necessary tantrum. Patrick Mahomes was in here half an hour ago and threw a tantrum so hard his mom bought him six different LEGO city builds. Truly remarkable, hats off to that kid.”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s