Fantasy Gazette

DETROIT, MI – Local diehard Lions fan and “Hard Knocks” enjoyer Matthew Harvey was adamant to friends and family not to update him on the Lions final preseason game Sunday for fear he might see a spoiler of Tuesday night’s Hard Knocks episode. “By the time the episode airs, I plan to not be caught up with what’s about to happen. I want the preseason battle with the Steelers delivered to me exactly how the Hard Knocks editors intended the audience to see it.” At press time, Harvey set his phone to airplane mode and then threw it out his kitchen window for extra security, careful not to see a single note of commentary or statistic of D’Andre Swift until Tuesday.