Fantasy Gazette

It’s trade deadline season, which means its time to start making up wild guesses and assumptions about the NFL if that means you’ll read our website (it worked). We’ve already seen a couple noteworthy deals go down, so let’s move on to Jets WR Elijah Moore, who is so mad he wants out of the New York Jets organization. How many guys can say that?!

Without further adieu, here are the 31 most likely teams to trade for Elijah Moore, ranked by which number comes before the trade proposal:

1. Elijah Moore to the Chiefs for WR Kadarius Toney so he doesn’t have to unpack his stuff.
2. Elijah Moore to the Rams for every 6th and 7th round pick they have until 2031.
3. Elijah Moore to the Giants so that he doesn’t have to move (the Jets still care about him).
4. Elijah Moore and Joe Flacco to the 49ers for Jimmy Garoppolo.
5. Elijah Moore to the Ravens for a lunch with John Harbaugh to pick his brain about running a team.
6. Elijah Moore to the Bengals until JaMarr Chase is back.
7. Elijah Moore to the Patriots if Bill Belichick will hug Rex Ryan live on national television.
8. Elijah Moore to the Saints for a defensive lineman or something.
9. Elijah Moore to the Bills because that’d be fun.
10. Elijah Moore to the Chargers if the Dark Witch promises to uncurse both franchises.
11. Elijah Moore to the Buccaneers because Tom Brady is having a tough go of things and he asked nicely.
12. Elijah Moore to the Panthers for PJ Walker.
13. Elijah Moore to the Falcons (we wanted 3 NFC South teams in a row).
14. Elijah Moore to the Titans for Nick Westbrook-Ikhine or whatever.
15. Elijah Moore to the Broncos so Russell Wilson’s leadership will set him straight.
16. Elijah Moore to the Colts for Kylen Granson, Mo-Alie Cox, and Jehlani Woods.
17. Elijah Moore to the Lions for the rights to a Thanksgiving game at the time of their choosing.
18. Elijah Moore to the Raiders for Hunter Renfrow’s work ethic, IQ, and locker room presence.
19. Elijah Moore to the Seahawks for Geno Smith back.
20. Elijah Moore to the Cardinals for 25% of Kyler Murray’s Twitch subs and a host this Friday.
21. Elijah Moore to the Jaguars for something idk I don’t know any Jaguars.
22. Elijah Moore to the Dolphins for Mike McDaniel’s Wu-Tang Clan vinyls.
23. Elijah Moore to the Browns for a 2088 1st rounder.
24. Elijah Moore to the Steelers for 10,000 loyal fans that don’t even live near the team.
25. Elijah Moore to the Cowboys for an actual cowboy.
26. Elijah Moore to the Eagles because that would turn me on.
27. Elijah Moore to the Commanders for a backup punter.
28. Elijah Moore to the Packers, which will be blocked when Moore quickly learns Aaron Rodgers just wanted a new guy to blame everything on.
29. Elijah Moore to the Vikings for 75% of Kirk Cousins’ Kohls cash.
30. Elijah Moore to the Bears for N’Keal Harry, Equanameous St Browns, Jesper Horsted, Dante Pettis, a 2023 7th round pick, a 2024 7th round pick, and a 2025 8th round pick.
31. Elijah Moore to the Texans because that’s the last one we haven’t done.

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