San Francisco, CA – At the 2021 LARP-Con, advocates for inclusive language have demanded fantasy football players remove the term ‘fantasy’ from their name, effective immediately. “We have had enough,” said Evan Draper while dressed as Sir Lancelot of the Round Table. “They’ve gotten away for this blasphemous language for too long. WE are the true fantasizers, not these heathenous
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Think about the star players in your lifetime: most, if not all, have killer names. Guys with average names get forgotten. Guys who can go by one name or memorable initials get idolized. It’s better to have an elite name than one that gets you washed away with the rest of the Jimmy’s and Joe’s someone plays with. For your
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NEW YORK, NY – Pfizer officials announced Friday that they have successfully developed a vaccine for “Rookie Fever,” and fantasy football players will be given first priority. Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla recognized that the yearly disease – which typically kicks in just before the NFL draft and through to training camp in the summer – is a serious issue. “Every
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As it does every April, the first round of the NFL draft brought plenty of surprises and meaningful picks. It is crucial for all fantasy football players to take a look at the draft results and know what it means for certain players. Let’s dive into the first 32 players selected, and discover the winners and losers of the draft
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA – After reports from Adam Schefter and more that reigning NFL MVP Aaron Rodgers is “disgruntled” in Green Bay, the San Francisco 49ers have reportedly upped their trade offer for the star quarterback. The team’s current trade offer is now every single cent of Dogecoin the 49ers own – straight up for Rodgers. “We already offered our
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ATLANTA, GA – Despite it being late April and no NFL games having been played yet this year, the Atlanta Falcons have officially listed All-Pro Wide Receiver Julio Jones as questionable for the second game of their 2021 season. “We felt this was the safest call to make,” said first-year Falcons head coach Arthur Smith. “In all likelihood, Julio is
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It seems everyone and their mother has decided that pretty boy quarterback extraordinaire Trevor Lawrence is the consensus 1.01 in fantasy football SuperFlex dynasty drafts. The team here at the Fantasy Gazette are just not convinced. Last we checked, Lawrence got whooped in the 2019 NCAA championship game by good ole Joe Burrow – who barely escaped with his life
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If one thing is for sure with the NFL Draft, expect the unexpected!
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