Lexington, KY – It’s a beautiful time in any dynasty fantasy football player’s life: the moment they know their rebuild is over. Just ask Paul Forman, whose years of research and elaborate trades have prepared his dynasty team for a championship run no earlier than the year of our Lord 2038. “After sending away D’Andre Swift and Jaylen Waddle for
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Dynasty, also known as the Marvel Cinematic Universe of fantasy football platforms (it never ends and it consumes you), is sweeping the nation. Avid FF players are beginning to migrate, which means sharp players must make moves that benefit their rosters long-term to gain an edge. Here are the 10 things you need to know if you want to play
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Allentown, PA – Local dynasty fantasy football player Spike Daniels is reportedly seeking a trade for a younger girlfriend, sources confirmed. Spike is looking to move on from his girlfriend, 29-year-old Lisa Knight. The two had been going steady for a couple years when Daniels realized the clock was ticking for him to find a younger woman or stick with
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Accuracy. Level of competition. Athletic variables. These things are all stupid and useless. There is only one metric that truly defines how great an athlete will be: how cool their name is. You know it, and I know it. There are objective facts in language and culture that create what we know as an athlete’s most recognizable and lasting brand…having
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Cleveland, OH – A fantasy football player and formerly upstanding citizen was arrested outside his Cleveland residence when the IRS determined he filed his 2021 tax return with a fantasy football trade calculator. Sources to Fantasy Gazette confirmed 29-year-old Joshua Larkinson, a three-time dynasty champion, used the website TurboTax and DynastyTradeCalculator.com to defraud the federal government. Charles Rettig, the Commissioner
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Lansing, MI – Local dynasty aficionado Harry Frasier has been playing fantasy football for over 15 years, and is what many call a “savant” in dynasty philosophy. Frasier says the key to his sustained success is dropping his best players from his roster completely, just in case they face a significant value drop from injury, a trade to a bad
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While other dumb sites are just looking ahead to 2022, Fantasy Gazette is revealing the future and ranking the top 12 choices for your 3022 fantasy football draft. Adjust the rankings accordingly. 1. Christian McCaffrey, RB – Carolina Panthers The RB1 overall from 2019 was purely dominant when healthy. Despite being retired for over 980 years and dead for over
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The U.S. Department of Homeland Security recently made a shocking addition to their watch list of violent and dangerous religious cults – Dynasty Fantasy Football. According to Fantasy Gazette’s top-secret government informant, Dynasty Fantasy Football will be ranked fourth on the “Most Dangerous Cults” list – between the Westboro Baptist Chuch and Al-Qaeda. For those unfamiliar, Dynasty Fantasy Football combines
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Packers QB Aaron Rodgers has been lighting the internet ablaze this week with reports revealing the reigning NFL MVP may want out of Green Bay ASAP. Rodgers, the fantasy QB3 last year, would leave a tremendous ripple effect for fantasy football if he was traded or retired, mostly for the Packers he would leave behind. You asked the Fantasy Gazette
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BIRMINGHAM, AL – Avid fantasy football player Caleb Wallace said on Thursday that he can fit “just one more” dynasty fantasy football league to his collection at this time. The newly-formed startup draft is being held this weekend. “I was invited to my friend Tyler’s startup draft,” Wallace said. “I am already in about 18 dynasty leagues, but Tyler said
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