BRISTOL, CT – Slay queen! ESPN has announced beginning this fall a brand new fantasy football app for women: ESPN Fantasy For Her. Announced on International Women’s Day, the massive company believes this is a giant win moving forward for a new target demographic. “We’ve heard for years that the fantasy football space has been dominated by men,” said Nate
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Las Vegas, NV – Following a day of pulling himself up by his bootstraps, QB Derek Carr has been asked by Pro Bowl officials to stop handing out his resume to opposing team’s front office personnel. A likely trade or cut candidate, Carr was benched late in the 2022 season for Jarrett Stidham, left the team, and said goodbye to
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THE GOOD OLE DAYS, USA – Not many of you kids remember this, but there used to be an order to things in the NFL and in America. Kids like Jared Goff and Dak Prescott stayed in line, and all was right in the world. But these days, it just seems like you millennials think you can do whatever you
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Fox Sports Commentator Skip Bayless made headlines Monday night when he advocated for the continuation of the pivotal Bills v Bengals clash after safety Damar Hamlin collapsed to the field. This opinion was posted on Twitter, the best place to put personal opinions on public matters if your IQ is a single digit. The professional screamer was immediately met with
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It’s a story that would make even the Grinch smile. A GoFundMe campaign was created to help a grassroots fantasy football news site raise the funds necessary to get verified on Twitter. Starting November 11th, 2022, Twitter’s “Twitter Blue” premium offering would grant users themuch sought-after blue checkmark, verifying the account possessing it. Twitter Blue also allowsusers to edit tweets,
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INDIANAPOLIS, IN – The Colts aren’t done making moves yet. Owner Jim Irsay welcomed former center Jeff Saturday as interim head coach earlier this week, and today announced the next General Manager: Brian Hartford, a local 9-0 fantasy football player. “His record speaks for itself,” Irsay began in his press conference, one firm hand on Brian’s shoulder. “I mean, 9-0?
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MUSK HQ – In a shocking development amidst his acquisition of Twitter, CEO Elon Musk announced yet another new feature regarding Twitter’s verification badges – no more bad fantasy football takes. “I’m all about accountability, and we must hold no one more accountable than fantasy football analysts,” said Musk. “I took a look at the industry and what people want,
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BetterHelp, an online therapy portal, announced Tuesday a new version of their services directed at a specific audience: therapy for fantasy football players. Fantasy Football Related Trauma (FFRT) affects millions of Americans per year, and BetterHelp is taking initiative to fix it. “We can keep offering therapy for mental health conditions, sure,” said CEO Alon Matas. “But we’re not getting
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It’s trade deadline season, which means its time to start making up wild guesses and assumptions about the NFL if that means you’ll read our website (it worked). We’ve already seen a couple noteworthy deals go down, so let’s move on to Jets WR Elijah Moore, who is so mad he wants out of the New York Jets organization. How
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