The Cincinnati Bengals believe they have found their franchise quarterback in Joe Burrow, but it appears some NFL officials around the league are still questioning his ability to be a successful mobile QB. ESPN’s James Furman reported Tuesday on This Just In: “There is still some skepticism that exists among some team officials around the league that I’ve spoken to about his ability
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NORTH CAROLINA – Famous YouTuber and person your kid knows “MrBeast,” aka Jimmy Donaldson, is no stranger to giving away large sums of money or extravagant gifts to his subscribers in videos. His latest announcement might just have a new demographic lining up to become his fans. And it might be part of a bigger plan. MrBeast plans to give
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Durham, NC – The Kettlemans are like any other blue-collared, red-blooded American family. They enjoy summer vacations to Myrtle Beach, Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, and their golden retreiver, Sadie. They also like the National Football League. More specifically, the draft…which they’ve just gathered together to watch this Thursday evening in addition to an absolutely soul-crushing amount of white guilt.
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NEW YORK CITY, NY – In a shocking turn of events, new Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers has struck fear into the hearts of the NFL world Wednesday when a troubling report revealed he got lost walking the crowded and confusing streets of New York. According to sources, Rodgers decided to go for a leisurely stroll around the city but soon
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After months of the most brilliant minds in football (and Dov Kleiman) picked apart the top QBs in the 2023 NFL draft, there’s still rigorous debate over who are the best ones. With a quarterback class this littered with talent and Will Levis, it’s no surprise the anticipation for the draft is sky-high. What people don’t understand is you can
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AP – Aaron Rodgers has informed the New York Jets that in addition to acquiring Allen Lazard, Randall Cobb, Marcedes Lewis, and Donald Driver the final domino will be moving the team’s headquarters and operations to northern Wisconsin. Once the move is done, and the franchise plays their games in Lambeau Field, Rodgers will finally be a Jet.
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BRISTOL, CT – Slay queen! ESPN has announced beginning this fall a brand new fantasy football app for women: ESPN Fantasy For Her. Announced on International Women’s Day, the massive company believes this is a giant win moving forward for a new target demographic. “We’ve heard for years that the fantasy football space has been dominated by men,” said Nate
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[LOCATION REDACTED] – Green Bay Packers star QB Aaron Rodgers has broken the “no technology” rule of his darkness retreat to watch the latest episode of “The Joe Rogan Experience” after just six minutes, sources say. Rodgers was supposed to stay in complete silence and darkness for an entire four days so he could decide on playing football again, as
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Las Vegas, NV – Following a day of pulling himself up by his bootstraps, QB Derek Carr has been asked by Pro Bowl officials to stop handing out his resume to opposing team’s front office personnel. A likely trade or cut candidate, Carr was benched late in the 2022 season for Jarrett Stidham, left the team, and said goodbye to
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Lexington, KY – It’s a beautiful time in any dynasty fantasy football player’s life: the moment they know their rebuild is over. Just ask Paul Forman, whose years of research and elaborate trades have prepared his dynasty team for a championship run no earlier than the year of our Lord 2038. “After sending away D’Andre Swift and Jaylen Waddle for
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