Author Archives: Andrew Mackens

NFL Teams Eyeing One-Year-Old Jordan McVay As Next Nepo Baby Head Coach

The Shanahan coaching tree is the gift that keeps on giving. Following the early offensive success of Saints Offensive Coordinator Klint Kubiak, the latest godsend in offensive schematics, NFL teams are already making Head Coach offers to Jordan McVay, the one-year-old son of Los Angeles Rams Head Coach Sean McVay. “This toddler is a genius, plain and simple,” one NFL

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Aaron Rodgers Back In As Vice President After Learning RFK Jr. Also Hates Bears

NEW YORK – Despite making headlines throughout last NFL season on his speedy recovery from a torn achilles and his long-awaited return to football, New York Jets starting quarterback Aaron Rodgers is reconsidering his position and may in fact change his mind about being Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s running mate. The reason? Rodgers learned over the weekend that Robert F.

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University of Wisconsin Announces Alcohol Sales At Games, Now Becomes #1 Most Difficult Road Venue In “College Football 25”

Announced by Wisconsin Athletics Monday, the Badgers’ home stadium will be selling alcoholic beverages for the first time during its 2024 football season. Coincidentally, EA Sports released an immediate update to the hit release College Football 25, with Camp Randall as the new toughest stadium to play at in the entire game. According to EA, the change was warranted. One member of the

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