Monthly Archives: July 2023

Oops! Trey Lance Snuck In A Throw During Training Camp When The Coaches Weren’t Looking And Now He’s Being Executed In The Medical Tent

SANTA CLARA, CA – Former #3 overall Trey Lance reportedly made an unforgivable mistake during 49ers training camp Thursday when he inserted himself into the QB line and got off a warm-up throw to WR Deebo Samuel. Lance waited for a moment that every 49ers’ coach had their back turned, requested a snap, and fired off a 5-yard out route.

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Future Last Place Fantasy Football Player Absolutely Crushes 40th Mock Draft Of The Summer

Local fantasy football player Darren Dutchyshen has always had a very solid work ethic. He plays in multiple leagues and prides himself on his NFL knowledge. This fuels Darren to pull out all of the stops for a fantasy football championship in his home league (containing his high school friends who barely monitor the NFL in the off-season). His tactic:

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Kadarius Toney Truther Shaken After Finding Out His Career Highlight Reel Is Just 43 Seconds Long

ST. LOUIS, MO – Local fantasy football player Damon Brunswick was reportedly “shaken” and “disturbed” after a quick YouTube search led him to a video titled Kadarius Toney Career Highlight Reel (NEXT TYREEK HILL??) was a mere 0:43 seconds long. “Wait, wait…this can’t be right. Where’s the rest of it? This guy is supposed to be Patrick Mahomes’ new favorite

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BREAKING: Kadarius Toney Says His Social Media Was Hacked By Someone Who Talks And Acts Exactly Like Him

THE INTERNET – Chiefs WR Kadarius Toney said he was unfortunately hacked online Tuesday by someone who “talks and acts exactly like me, man. Shit crazy out here.” Toney’s account was reportedly sending lewd DMs to women the hacker deemed “ugly as a mf, dawg” and the hacker’s identical voice to Toney was heard saying Daniel Jones missed him on

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Animal Rights Hero Carson Wentz Saves Lives Of Hundreds Of Innocent Salmon

ALASKA – Animal rights champion and former NFL champion Carson Wentz recently went on an expedition to the Alaska wilderness to protect salmon, the beloved fish we all respect and care about. Wentz had a sole mission on his trip to the Last Frontier: erase the dangerous black bear by any means possible to protect the river-dwellers. “I get so

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