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  • Aaron Rodgers Informs Jets Final Step To Acquiring Him Relocating Franchise To Upper Wisconsin

    AP – Aaron Rodgers has informed the New York Jets that in addition to acquiring Allen Lazard, Randall Cobb, Marcedes Lewis, and Donald Driver the final domino will be moving

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  • Inclusion Win! ESPN Announces “Fantasy Football For Her” App

    BRISTOL, CT – Slay queen! ESPN has announced beginning this fall a brand new fantasy football app for women: ESPN Fantasy For Her. Announced on International Women’s Day, the massive

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  • Aaron Rodgers Ends Darkness Retreat After Just Six Minutes So He Can Listen To Joe Rogan’s Podcast

    [LOCATION REDACTED] – Green Bay Packers star QB Aaron Rodgers has broken the “no technology” rule of his darkness retreat to watch the latest episode of “The Joe Rogan Experience”

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  • Derek Carr Asked To Stop Handing Out Resume At Pro Bowl

    Las Vegas, NV – Following a day of pulling himself up by his bootstraps, QB Derek Carr has been asked by Pro Bowl officials to stop handing out his resume

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  • Finally: This Dynasty Player’s Rebuild Will Officially Be Over In Just 15 More Years

    Lexington, KY – It’s a beautiful time in any dynasty fantasy football player’s life: the moment they know their rebuild is over. Just ask Paul Forman, whose years of research

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  • New Conspiracy Theory Claims Damar Hamlin Has Been Replaced By Avril Lavigne

    BUFFALO, NY – A shocking new conspiracy theory has taken the internet by storm. Bills safety Damar Hamlin, who infamously suffered cardiac arrest on Monday Night Football earlier this year,

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  • Antonio Brown Tired Of Being Disrespected By Therapist

    Following yet another shocking event in which he embarrassed or otherwise degraded himself, former NFL star wide receiver Antonio Brown spoke to reporters and saying he was tired of being

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  • Browns Fan Dies After Being Struck With Airborne Microsoft Surface Tablet

    CLEVELAND, OH – Moments after a much-needed overtime victory against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Browns fans were innocently celebrating across FirstEnergy Stadium in Cleveland when a shocking tragedy struck. Jackson

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  • Benching Wrong Player On Fantasy Football Team Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened To Local Man

    Omaha, NE – Local man Saul Davis was speaking to coworkers Monday morning about the weekend when eyetwitnesses said the avid fantasy football player was on the verge of tears

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  • Recently Verified Fantasy Analyst Now Makes Negative $8.00 Per Month

    MACON, GA – The good news? A local fantasy football analyst named Derek is now verified on Twitter. The bad news? His net worth is now steadily declining at exactly

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Aaron Rodgers Informs Jets Final Step To Acquiring Him Relocating Franchise To Upper Wisconsin

March 14, 2023 Leave a comment

AP – Aaron Rodgers has informed the New York Jets that in addition to acquiring Allen Lazard, Randall Cobb, Marcedes Lewis, and Donald Driver the

Aaron Rodgers Ends Darkness Retreat After Just Six Minutes So He Can Listen To Joe Rogan’s Podcast

February 13, 2023 Leave a comment

New Conspiracy Theory Claims Damar Hamlin Has Been Replaced By Avril Lavigne

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Antonio Brown Tired Of Being Disrespected By Therapist

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Finally: This Dynasty Player’s Rebuild Will Officially Be Over In Just 15 More Years

February 2, 2023 Leave a comment

Lexington, KY – It’s a beautiful time in any dynasty fantasy football player’s life: the moment they know their rebuild is over. Just ask Paul

First-Time Fantasy Football Player Who Never Traded Or Used Waivers Or Set Lineup Since Week 3 Not Sure Where It All Went Wrong

January 6, 2023 Leave a comment

Nation’s Youth Vow To Boycott NFL After Watching Broncos vs Rams On Nickelodeon

December 25, 2022 Leave a comment

Benching Wrong Player On Fantasy Football Team Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened To Local Man

November 21, 2022 Leave a comment

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Braxton’s Corner: I Am Behind The ‘Fantasy Receipts’ Account

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Braxton’s Corner: Five Reasons Why Rashaad Penny Is My Number One Overall Pick In 2022

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