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  • NFL Teams Eyeing One-Year-Old Jordan McVay As Next Nepo Baby Head Coach

    The Shanahan coaching tree is the gift that keeps on giving. Following the early offensive success of Saints Offensive Coordinator Klint Kubiak, the latest godsend in offensive schematics, NFL teams

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  • MRI Machine Says Deshaun Watson Pressured It To Scan Further Up His Leg

    Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson has been accused of harassment by a Cleveland MRI Machine, a source tells us.

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  • Fantasy Gazette’s Week 6 Headlines & Recap

    Week 6 in the NFL gave us another 12-hour block of insurance commercials and political ads, with some football action mixed in. Here are the official Fantasy Gazette headlines from

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  • Good Luck With That: Deshaun Watson Trying To Argue Sack He Took Should Have Been Penalized Because He Didn’t Give Consent

    Browns QB Deshaun Watson tried to argue the sack he took by holding onto the ball too long was unfair, per sources.

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  • News From The Future: Mark Andrews “Looking Like His Old Self” At 2025 Ravens Training Camp

    BALTIMORE, MD – Ravens TE Mark Andrews is looking like his old self again as the Ravens opened training camp this week, a reporter from the future tells Fantasy Gazette.

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  • FBI Discovers Trevor Lawrence Voodoo Doll In Urban Meyer’s Office

    FOX HQ – Following a thorough investigation, FBI agents raided the office of FOX analyst Urban Meyer, and as suspected, discovered a Trevor Lawrence voodoo doll in a desk drawer.

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  • 100 Key Fantasy Football Takeaways From Thursday Night’s Ravens/Chiefs Season Opener

    The NFL and fantasy football returned triumphantly Thursday evening with a fantastic contest between the Baltimore Ravens and Kansas City Chiefs that was half a shoe size away from a

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  • Chargers Plan Ahead, List JK Dobbins As Out For Week 2

    LOS ANGELES – Killing two birds with one stone, new Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh announced to the press today running back J.K. Dobbins will be out for their Week

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  • C.J. Stroud Wakes Up In Cold Sweat From Nightmare Where He Played Quarterback Without Being Gifted 3 Superstar Wide Receivers

    HOUSTON, TX – “OH SHIT, OH FUCK” screamed a remarkably sweaty C.J. Stroud as he jolted up from his bed. The Houston Texans star quarterback had recently suffered a nightmare

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  • The Fantasy Gazette 300th Article Special | A Thank-You Letter From The Editor

    It was only a few days ago that I realized the article count on TheFantasyGazette.com was at 298. Two hundred and ninety-eight. Insanity. I had no choice but to do

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MRI Machine Says Deshaun Watson Pressured It To Scan Further Up His Leg

October 21, 2024 Leave a comment

Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson has been accused of harassment by a Cleveland MRI Machine, a source tells us.

Good Luck With That: Deshaun Watson Trying To Argue Sack He Took Should Have Been Penalized Because He Didn’t Give Consent

October 11, 2024 Leave a comment

News From The Future: Mark Andrews “Looking Like His Old Self” At 2025 Ravens Training Camp

October 1, 2024 Leave a comment

FBI Discovers Trevor Lawrence Voodoo Doll In Urban Meyer’s Office

September 24, 2024 Leave a comment

The 8 Essential Things Every Fantasy Football Draft Party Needs

August 31, 2024 Leave a comment

Fantasy Gazette presents drafters with the 8 essential things they must have for their fantasy football draft party.

Man Whose Fantasy Football Team Name Has Been “Show Me Your TDs” For Full Decade Wins Lifetime Achievement Award For Comedy

July 18, 2024 Leave a comment

GENIUS: This Fantasy Football Analyst Just Ended His Take With “If He Stays Healthy” So He Can’t Be Proved Wrong

June 19, 2024 Leave a comment

Five RBs To Fade In 2024 Fantasy Football And Also Two RBs To Fade In My 9-Year-Old Nephew’s Flag Football League

June 13, 2024 Leave a comment

Braxton's Corner

Braxton’s Corner: I Wore A Rashee Rice Jersey To School Today And Got Kicked Out Of D.A.R.E.

April 5, 2024 Leave a comment

hey guys its brax im back with another article. this ones a sad one cuz today at school i got kicked out of dare 😦

An Elite QB Having A Great Second Season After Joining The Denver Broncos? Yeah, Right, Like That’s Ever Happened. Written By Braxton, Age 13.

July 13, 2023 Leave a comment

Braxton’s Corner: I Am Behind The ‘Fantasy Receipts’ Account

November 18, 2022 Leave a comment

Braxton’s Corner: Five Reasons Why Rashaad Penny Is My Number One Overall Pick In 2022

April 13, 2022 Leave a comment

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