Monthly Archives: December 2023

NFL Bans Hip-Drop Tackle But Just Against Players On ESPN’s Fantasy Football Undroppables List

AP – A controversial tackling move known as the “hip-drop” has been a source of controversy recently, with fans calling for the move to be banished from the game. The NFL took notice this week by banning the hip drop when used on any players featured on ESPN.com’s Fantasy Football Undroppables List. “There’s no place for the hip drop against

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Rashard Mendenhall Unable To Find Kicker For All-Black Football Team

Former Pittsburgh Steelers’ running back Rashard Mendenhall initiated a heated discussion on social media Monday when he furiously stated he was tired of ordinary white people commenting on football and invited an all-white football team to play against an all-black team. The proposition has now become a reality, with Mendenhall representing black people (The all-white team’s representative is Tim Tebow).

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Los Angeles Chargers Hoping To Hire New Coach Who Can Find Revolutionary And Creative Ways To Destroy Franchise

LOS ANGELES, CA – The Los Angeles Chargers officially parted ways with Head Coach Brandon Staley following a 63-21 loss on Thursday Night Football during a divisional clash in Las Vegas. The loss was the last straw for Staley, whose tenure will be remembered by a mismanaged “win-and-in” situation in 2021, a blown 27-point lead to the Jaguars in the

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The Best Fantasy Football Punishments For People Who Missed Playoffs But Still Use The Waiver Wire

While fantasy football leagues can be a ton of fun, they can also be extremely competitive and cutthroat. Fantasy players should be using every possible tool at their disposal to get an advantage over their leaguemates – even circumventing the rules if they have to. We’ve seen helpful tactics win people their leagues, like offering sex with your wife to

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We Made ChatGPT Write An Article Stating That Chad Pennington Is The Greatest Quarterback Of The 2000s

In the tumultuous landscape of NFL quarterbacks in the 2000s, one name often overlooked in the conversation of greatness is Chad Pennington – a quarterback whose impact transcends conventional metrics. While critics may fixate on flashy stats and championship rings, a deeper analysis reveals Pennington’s undeniable influence on the game. During his tenure, Pennington boasted an impressive career completion percentage,

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Rockstar Games Reveals Antonio Brown As Playable Character In Grand Theft Auto VI

AP – Rockstar Games isn’t done making headlines. The gaming company dropped the highly-anticipated trailer for Grand Theft Auto VI this week, with the YouTube trailer already breaking records in number of views. Most excitedly, perhaps, is Rockstar’s announcement that one of the featured playable character is former NFL Wide Receiver Antonio Brown. Strauss Zelnick, the CEO of Rockstar’s parent

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Voters Unanimously Agree Brock Purdy Not Cool Enough To Win MVP Award

AP – During a routine gathering of eligible NFL MVP Award voters yesterday, the entire group was discussing different criteria and margins for winning the prestigious award, in which they unanimously and aggressively stated that 49ers’ QB Brock Purdy wasn’t, and never will be, cool enough to win the Most Valuable Player trophy. “When looking at the options of players

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