Oops! Trey Lance Snuck In A Throw During Training Camp When The Coaches Weren’t Looking And Now He’s Being Executed In The Medical Tent
SANTA CLARA, CA – Former #3 overall Trey Lance reportedly made an unforgivable mistake during 49ers training camp Thursday when he inserted himself into the QB line and got off a warm-up throw to WR Deebo Samuel. Lance waited for a moment that every 49ers’ coach had their back turned, requested a snap, and fired off a 5-yard out route.
“Hey, hey, hey, what the HELL do you think you’re doing, Lance?!” Kyle Shanahan was heard saying, sprinting over and grabbing Lance by the face mask. “YOU don’t get to do that, understand?! Nobody around here wants you practicing that, why are you even here?? God knows we’re not gonna play your ass.”
The 49ers remain adamant in their pursuit of preventing Lance from getting any meaningful snaps. A statement from GM John Lynch confirmed they remain committed to Brock Purdy or Sam Darnold – or even bringing back Jeff Garcia in his old age before they ever let Lance on the godforsaken football field again.
After the lapse in judgment, Lance was quickly ushered over to the team’s medical tent to be lethally injected for his crimes.
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