BUFFALO, NY – Superstar wideout Stefon Diggs has been vocal over time about his frustrations in Buffalo, announcing today that his main priority is to be a huge whiny bitch of a man in a significantly more interesting city, preferably outside of upstate New York. “I’m over Buffalo, man,” Diggs said in a tweet. “The playoff losses sting even more
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Bears quarterback Justin Fields has given Chicago (2002) a paltry one-star review on Letterboxd, hinting he may want out.
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Las Vegas, NV – Color commentator Tony Romo is still talking about the final play in Super Bowl LVIII, a source tells Fantasy Gazette. Moments after Jim Nantz began a classic call of the game-winner, Romo hijacked the broadcast with useless analysis of Mecole Hardman’s career and the playcall that got him open. According to the report, Romo’s call is
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INSIDE A ROOM WITH LEATHER COUCHES AND SHURE MICROPHONES IN FRONT OF RETIRED ATHLETES – Cam Newton found himself seated inside a room with leather couches and Shure microphones in front of other retired athletes and was struggling to find football-specific terms to tell Brock Purdy to kill himself. “You know, he really just a game manager. He doesn’t make
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WASHINGTON – Commanders Offensive Coordinator Eric Bieniemy was kept in his role today by the team as they opted to hire Cowboys DC Dan Quinn as their next head coach. Bieniemy famously was passed over after his years helping run one of the greatest offensive units in NFL history, and decided bolting for Washington was his best chance to prove
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