LOS ANGELES, CA – The Los Angeles Chargers entire roster has been infected with a strain of an aggressive cold and will miss today’s practice, per source. However, this does not include WR Quentin Johnston. After the sinus/respiratory illness swept through the organization, Johnston was simply unable to catch the cold his teammates did. “Just couldn’t reel this one in,”
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BROOKLYN, NY – Rejoice, best ball drafters! A recent update from Underdog Fantasy announces you may no longer live in suffering when you miss out on a best ball stack. For the unfamiliar, “stacking” is a practice of selecting two or more NFL players from the same team, giving you higher odds of valuable games should the team have a
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MIAMI, FL – A Florida man has accidentally won the $212,000,000 jackpot being held at Hard Rock Stadium, according to a source. The man, identified as Tua Tagovailoa, had accidentally been made the starting quarterback of the Dolphins in 2020, and has been innocently pretending to be a superstar QB while not knowing what he’s doing or how he got
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Announced by Wisconsin Athletics Monday, the Badgers’ home stadium will be selling alcoholic beverages for the first time during its 2024 football season. Coincidentally, EA Sports released an immediate update to the hit release College Football 25, with Camp Randall as the new toughest stadium to play at in the entire game. According to EA, the change was warranted. One member of the
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Baltimore Ravens star K Justin Tucker has unfortunately had his leg fly off after kicking the ball too hard, sources say.
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WASHINGTON, DC – Following the announcement Joe Biden was dropping out of the 2024 Presidential Race, “Team Democrats” reportedly hurried to place Biden and VP Kamala Harris on the trade block before any leaguemates noticed, a source tells Fantasy Gazette. Despite their efforts to snag a 2025 4th from Team Republicans, who they thought may not have seen the news
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GARY, IN – Local fantasy football player Troy Miller work e-mail pinged, but this time a smile came across his face. His fantasy football league, “Gary’s Finest” had been reactivated, and it was time to claim his team. “Alright, let’s see here. Team icon, a plain helmet with the ESPN logo? Check. Team name, Show Me Your TDs? Check.” It
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A fantasy football player asked Josh Allen at a recent golf event for the star QB to drop Stefon Diggs for him.
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