Fantasy Gazette

WASHINGTON, DC – Following the announcement Joe Biden was dropping out of the 2024 Presidential Race, “Team Democrats” reportedly hurried to place Biden and VP Kamala Harris on the trade block before any leaguemates noticed, a source tells Fantasy Gazette. Despite their efforts to snag a 2025 4th from Team Republicans, who they thought may not have seen the news in time, they were met with only laugh and poop emoji reactions. Team Democrats had even slotted Harris into the starting role to artificially boost her value in a potential trade, but so far there are no takers. At press time, Team Democrats placed an aggressive bid of $85 FAAB on Free Agent Bernie Sanders.