Fantasy Gazette

MIAMI, FL – A Florida man has accidentally won the $212,000,000 jackpot being held at Hard Rock Stadium, according to a source. The man, identified as Tua Tagovailoa, had accidentally been made the starting quarterback of the Dolphins in 2020, and has been innocently pretending to be a superstar QB while not knowing what he’s doing or how he got there. To no credit of his own, the Florida man had been surrounded by players like Tyreek Hill, Jaylen Waddle, Raheem Mostert, and De’Von Achane with an offensive genius named Mike McDaniel coaching all of them. Furthermore, the Florida man had accidentally led the entire NFL in passing yardage in 2023. This led him to aimlessly wandering around the Dolphins facility Friday when a Dolphins staffer showed him to a room full of cameras with some papers to sign. The Florida man wasn’t sure why everyone was there and happily signed his name on a piece of paper he knew nothing about while being given $167 million dollars in guaranteed money.