Fantasy Gazette

BROOKLYN, NY – Rejoice, best ball drafters! A recent update from Underdog Fantasy announces you may no longer live in suffering when you miss out on a best ball stack. For the unfamiliar, “stacking” is a practice of selecting two or more NFL players from the same team, giving you higher odds of valuable games should the team have a blow-up game. This is especially valuable in best ball, which rewards taking risks and shooting for high upside. Other drafters in your lobby may notice your attempt, and “snipe” you, a common complaint amongst best ball fans. Underdog CEO Brandon Stakenburg says this will soon be a relic of the past. “Our growing company is proud to release this update. Now, if you draft Nico Collins, Stefon Diggs, and Tank Dell, but POOPBALLS420 grabs CJ Stroud in round 5 despite already having Jalen Hurts, we’ll correct it on the backend. Just tweet three or more times about your life being ruined and how embarrassing it is you had to get a naked Matthew Stafford. We think this is a game-changer and a massive improvement.” At press time, Underdog revealed their next best ball improvement: an ability to hire a hitman to kill any user who drafts your ZeroRB target 5 or more spots ahead of ADP.