SAN FRANCISCO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL – Awkwardly breaking out a series of notecards in Ricky Pearsall’s hospital room, 49ers teammate Nick Bosa recited a heartfelt motivational speech to cheer up the recently shot wideout by regaling him with a story. “You know, it wasn’t long ago someone I truly admire also got shot at,” Bosa said, a lone tear making its
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Fantasy Gazette presents drafters with the 8 essential things they must have for their fantasy football draft party.
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Arizona Cardinals rookie WR Marvin Harrison, Jr. is officially holding out from the team to earn a massive contract extension, per source.
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To avoid injuries, the Dallas Cowboys and LA Chargers have decided to rest all of their players for the entire game in this Saturday’s preseason game in Dallas. “It just makes no sense to play anyone in this game,” said Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy. “Why take the chance of losing players to injury in a meaningless game? Did you see
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LOS ANGELES – Killing two birds with one stone, new Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh announced to the press today running back J.K. Dobbins will be out for their Week 2 clash with Carolina, despite the team not having played their Week 1 game yet. “We’re just facing the facts,” said Harbaugh. “There’s just no way he makes it through
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Washington, DC – In response to record-high inflation rates, the Federal Reserve raised interest rates 11 times since March 2022. Now that prices have largely stabilized, the regulatory body will shift its focus to where it is needed most: the 2024 rookie class of wide receivers in fantasy football. The overall inflation rate may have decreased from 9.1% to 3%,
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HOUSTON, TX – “OH SHIT, OH FUCK” screamed a remarkably sweaty C.J. Stroud as he jolted up from his bed. The Houston Texans star quarterback had recently suffered a nightmare of unimaginable horrors – having to play at the helm of a professional football team that did not gift-wrap him several elite wide receivers. “It was worse than anything I’ve
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It was only a few days ago that I realized the article count on TheFantasyGazette.com was at 298. Two hundred and ninety-eight. Insanity. I had no choice but to do some simple math on the way home from work (a real office job where I sometimes never fire off tweets on this account). The Fantasy Gazette started a little over
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NEW YORK – Despite making headlines throughout last NFL season on his speedy recovery from a torn achilles and his long-awaited return to football, New York Jets starting quarterback Aaron Rodgers is reconsidering his position and may in fact change his mind about being Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s running mate. The reason? Rodgers learned over the weekend that Robert F.
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