Fantasy Gazette

PHOENIX, AZ – Standout rookie Marvin Harrison, Jr shocked the Arizona Cardinals and the NFL world today by announcing he is holding out of practice and future NFL games until the team signs him to an extension, despite the fact he has never played a single snap in the NFL regular season. “My team and I felt this was the right choice after speaking with my friend and mentor Ja’Marr,” Harrison said. “I’ve earned this enormous and unwarranted contract extension based on my 2022 production at Ohio State alone. Plus, I’m a late 1st round pick in fantasy football and I haven’t played my rookie year at all. Clearly I’m worth an extension already.” The move is coming at a time where the league was already confused as to Chase’s holding out given that he has two seasons left on his deal, but with players demanding more money, we will see how this plays out for the Cardinals’ likely future star. At press time, Malik Nabers sent a text message to Harrison that said “aye bro pls let me know ASAP if that strategy works.”