Fantasy Gazette

MIAMI, FL – Buffalo Bills HC Sean McDermott has given the team’s players and staff a day off to celebrate, per source. McDermott was eager to deliver the news that on this fateful day in history, many men gave their lives to a noble cause, and no, he would not be specifying his comments anything further than that. McDermott treated his team to shawarma and baklava for lunch before their film session against the Dolphins on Thursday Night as well. “May we all remember the sacrifices those brave men made over 20 years ago. Inshallah we shall defeat the Miami Dolphins tomorrow night as well.” At press time, McDermott claimed he accidentally coughed at the beginning of that final sentence.