Monthly Archives: October 2024

NFL Teams Eyeing One-Year-Old Jordan McVay As Next Nepo Baby Head Coach

The Shanahan coaching tree is the gift that keeps on giving. Following the early offensive success of Saints Offensive Coordinator Klint Kubiak, the latest godsend in offensive schematics, NFL teams are already making Head Coach offers to Jordan McVay, the one-year-old son of Los Angeles Rams Head Coach Sean McVay. “This toddler is a genius, plain and simple,” one NFL

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Aaron Rodgers Hoping To Set NFL Passing Record This Year With Most People Thrown Under Bus

New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers is coming off an atrocious game in a loss to the Vikings and a late, game-sealing INT against the division rival Buffalo Bills on Monday Night Football. “Listen, this season is huge for everyone in the organization, and that includes everyone except me,” said Rodgers in his weekly press conference. “They made me throw

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Fantasy Gazette’s Week 6 Headlines & Recap

Week 6 in the NFL gave us another 12-hour block of insurance commercials and political ads, with some football action mixed in. Here are the official Fantasy Gazette headlines from Week 6 of the 2024 NFL season. Travis Etienne Outscored By Famous Cartoon Dog “Scooby-Doo” Jags running back Travis Etienne  surely caused anger and consternation among many fantasy managers after

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News From The Future: Mark Andrews “Looking Like His Old Self” At 2025 Ravens Training Camp

BALTIMORE, MD – Ravens TE Mark Andrews is looking like his old self again as the Ravens opened training camp this week, a reporter from the future tells Fantasy Gazette. Andrews will be over a year removed from his tightrope procedure that he had done between the 2023 and 2024 seasons. The procedure slowed him down in 2024, we all

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