Hello Gazetters, and happy Friday. I have been fired from my day job. I am honored to have thousands of you read this special entry to the Fantasy Gazette. It is with a heavy heart I announce I got fired from my day job. My goal since 2021 has been to bring humor into this fantasy football space. It has
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49ers Head Coach Kyle Shanahan Shared Some Optimism About Christian McCaffrey And Also Some Pessimism, per sources to the Fantasy Gazette | READ MORE
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Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson has been accused of harassment by a Cleveland MRI Machine, a source tells us.
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Browns QB Deshaun Watson tried to argue the sack he took by holding onto the ball too long was unfair, per sources.
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BALTIMORE, MD – Ravens TE Mark Andrews is looking like his old self again as the Ravens opened training camp this week, a reporter from the future tells Fantasy Gazette. Andrews will be over a year removed from his tightrope procedure that he had done between the 2023 and 2024 seasons. The procedure slowed him down in 2024, we all
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FOX HQ – Following a thorough investigation, FBI agents raided the office of FOX analyst Urban Meyer, and as suspected, discovered a Trevor Lawrence voodoo doll in a desk drawer. “That’s not mine, I’m holding it for a friend,” a visibly guilty Meyer said, sweating profusely. “The fingerprints that are mine on there are someone else’s, by the way.” According
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The Miami Dolphins medical team confirmed that Tua Tagovailoa’s concussion issues will be fixed by being bashed in the head an even number of times.
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MIAMI, FL – Buffalo Bills HC Sean McDermott has given the team’s players and staff a day off to celebrate, per source. McDermott was eager to deliver the news that on this fateful day in history, many men gave their lives to a noble cause, and no, he would not be specifying his comments anything further than that. McDermott treated
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The NFL and fantasy football returned triumphantly Thursday evening with a fantastic contest between the Baltimore Ravens and Kansas City Chiefs that was half a shoe size away from a potential last-second win by the visiting Ravens. Fantasy football players will need to know how the game’s outcomes affect their season, so we compiled the one hundred most important lessons,
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SAN FRANCISCO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL – Awkwardly breaking out a series of notecards in Ricky Pearsall’s hospital room, 49ers teammate Nick Bosa recited a heartfelt motivational speech to cheer up the recently shot wideout by regaling him with a story. “You know, it wasn’t long ago someone I truly admire also got shot at,” Bosa said, a lone tear making its
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