WASHINGTON, DC – A damning new report from within congress has revealed Dianne Feinstein (D – Calif.) was warned ahead of time in a private meeting that RB Josh Jacobs was indeed planning to return to the Las Vegas Raiders. The RB, who led the league in rushing yards in 2022, saw his stock plummet over the off-season with a
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It’s the kind of stuff that sends chills up your spine. A famous social media and fantasy football thread writer was left heavily disturbed and shaken when he looked at his latest content for the upcoming season and realized the sentences he wrote were left unbroken, and therefore considered a paragraph. “No, no, this isn’t right,” said the thread artist.
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CANTON, OH – The Fantasy Football Expo, a community event held annually featuring analysts and panels on fantasy football, has been cancelled after every analyst participating in the previous day’s flag football tournament tore their ACL. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Richard Everton, the head athletic trainer who was stationed at the event. “Every single one of these
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Desmond Ridder has been given the day off from training camp after an exhausting previous day in which he threw the football 7 times.
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SANTA CLARA, CA – Former #3 overall Trey Lance reportedly made an unforgivable mistake during 49ers training camp Thursday when he inserted himself into the QB line and got off a warm-up throw to WR Deebo Samuel. Lance waited for a moment that every 49ers’ coach had their back turned, requested a snap, and fired off a 5-yard out route.
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Fantasy Gazette gives tips and tricks for your vocabulary and league management so you don’t get cancelled.
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NFL Running Backs met again over Zoom to discuss a huge problem: PPR scoring in fantasy football.
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ST. LOUIS, MO – Local fantasy football player Damon Brunswick was reportedly “shaken” and “disturbed” after a quick YouTube search led him to a video titled Kadarius Toney Career Highlight Reel (NEXT TYREEK HILL??) was a mere 0:43 seconds long. “Wait, wait…this can’t be right. Where’s the rest of it? This guy is supposed to be Patrick Mahomes’ new favorite
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hey guys it braxton back with another gud article for ya’ll about qaurterbacks.
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THE INTERNET – Chiefs WR Kadarius Toney said he was unfortunately hacked online Tuesday by someone who “talks and acts exactly like me, man. Shit crazy out here.” Toney’s account was reportedly sending lewd DMs to women the hacker deemed “ugly as a mf, dawg” and the hacker’s identical voice to Toney was heard saying Daniel Jones missed him on
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