Arizona Cardinals rookie WR Marvin Harrison, Jr. is officially holding out from the team to earn a massive contract extension, per source.
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LOS ANGELES – Killing two birds with one stone, new Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh announced to the press today running back J.K. Dobbins will be out for their Week 2 clash with Carolina, despite the team not having played their Week 1 game yet. “We’re just facing the facts,” said Harbaugh. “There’s just no way he makes it through
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Washington, DC – In response to record-high inflation rates, the Federal Reserve raised interest rates 11 times since March 2022. Now that prices have largely stabilized, the regulatory body will shift its focus to where it is needed most: the 2024 rookie class of wide receivers in fantasy football. The overall inflation rate may have decreased from 9.1% to 3%,
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HOUSTON, TX – “OH SHIT, OH FUCK” screamed a remarkably sweaty C.J. Stroud as he jolted up from his bed. The Houston Texans star quarterback had recently suffered a nightmare of unimaginable horrors – having to play at the helm of a professional football team that did not gift-wrap him several elite wide receivers. “It was worse than anything I’ve
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It was only a few days ago that I realized the article count on TheFantasyGazette.com was at 298. Two hundred and ninety-eight. Insanity. I had no choice but to do some simple math on the way home from work (a real office job where I sometimes never fire off tweets on this account). The Fantasy Gazette started a little over
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LOS ANGELES, CA – The Los Angeles Chargers entire roster has been infected with a strain of an aggressive cold and will miss today’s practice, per source. However, this does not include WR Quentin Johnston. After the sinus/respiratory illness swept through the organization, Johnston was simply unable to catch the cold his teammates did. “Just couldn’t reel this one in,”
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BROOKLYN, NY – Rejoice, best ball drafters! A recent update from Underdog Fantasy announces you may no longer live in suffering when you miss out on a best ball stack. For the unfamiliar, “stacking” is a practice of selecting two or more NFL players from the same team, giving you higher odds of valuable games should the team have a
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MIAMI, FL – A Florida man has accidentally won the $212,000,000 jackpot being held at Hard Rock Stadium, according to a source. The man, identified as Tua Tagovailoa, had accidentally been made the starting quarterback of the Dolphins in 2020, and has been innocently pretending to be a superstar QB while not knowing what he’s doing or how he got
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WASHINGTON, DC – Following the announcement Joe Biden was dropping out of the 2024 Presidential Race, “Team Democrats” reportedly hurried to place Biden and VP Kamala Harris on the trade block before any leaguemates noticed, a source tells Fantasy Gazette. Despite their efforts to snag a 2025 4th from Team Republicans, who they thought may not have seen the news
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GARY, IN – Local fantasy football player Troy Miller work e-mail pinged, but this time a smile came across his face. His fantasy football league, “Gary’s Finest” had been reactivated, and it was time to claim his team. “Alright, let’s see here. Team icon, a plain helmet with the ESPN logo? Check. Team name, Show Me Your TDs? Check.” It
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