Former Pittsburgh Steelers’ running back Rashard Mendenhall initiated a heated discussion on social media Monday when he furiously stated he was tired of ordinary white people commenting on football and invited an all-white football team to play against an all-black team. The proposition has now become a reality, with Mendenhall representing black people (The all-white team’s representative is Tim Tebow).
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LOS ANGELES, CA – The Los Angeles Chargers officially parted ways with Head Coach Brandon Staley following a 63-21 loss on Thursday Night Football during a divisional clash in Las Vegas. The loss was the last straw for Staley, whose tenure will be remembered by a mismanaged “win-and-in” situation in 2021, a blown 27-point lead to the Jaguars in the
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While fantasy football leagues can be a ton of fun, they can also be extremely competitive and cutthroat. Fantasy players should be using every possible tool at their disposal to get an advantage over their leaguemates – even circumventing the rules if they have to. We’ve seen helpful tactics win people their leagues, like offering sex with your wife to
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In the tumultuous landscape of NFL quarterbacks in the 2000s, one name often overlooked in the conversation of greatness is Chad Pennington – a quarterback whose impact transcends conventional metrics. While critics may fixate on flashy stats and championship rings, a deeper analysis reveals Pennington’s undeniable influence on the game. During his tenure, Pennington boasted an impressive career completion percentage,
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AP – Rockstar Games isn’t done making headlines. The gaming company dropped the highly-anticipated trailer for Grand Theft Auto VI this week, with the YouTube trailer already breaking records in number of views. Most excitedly, perhaps, is Rockstar’s announcement that one of the featured playable character is former NFL Wide Receiver Antonio Brown. Strauss Zelnick, the CEO of Rockstar’s parent
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AP – During a routine gathering of eligible NFL MVP Award voters yesterday, the entire group was discussing different criteria and margins for winning the prestigious award, in which they unanimously and aggressively stated that 49ers’ QB Brock Purdy wasn’t, and never will be, cool enough to win the Most Valuable Player trophy. “When looking at the options of players
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AP – An NFL Franchise known for its mediocrity across nearly every possible facet has turned a new leaf by ruthlessly firing their head coach, sources say. The team has an abysmal record to go along with poor players, below-average front office personnel, predictable playcalling, lack of fan enthusiasm, and pretty much every other thing a team could have go
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HEAVEN – God, the omnipotent being responsible for the creation of the universe and its inhabitants, revealed in a statement to the press that he forgot to turn down the injury sliders for the current NFL year. “Yeah, guys, this one’s on me,” said the almighty father. “I was messing with some settings to try and make the season more
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Just a few minutes after telling his teammates he had never played chess and would be interested in learning about it, Vikings QB Joshua Dobbs had reportedly mastered the game of chess. “Wait, what the hell just happened,” said WR Brandon Powell after losing to Dobbs in under 30 moves. “I literally was the one who introduced
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CULVER CITY, CA – NFL Network is introducing a new subscription-based streaming feature that will just show a given user’s fantasy players repeatedly scoring touchdowns. “NFL Premium w/RedZone Gold is going to be a smash hit,” said Brian Rolapp, CEO. “Our users might enjoy our constant overstimulation of games and highlights on RedZone, but it has a massive flaw at
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