Category Archives: 2024 rookies

Federal Reserve Considering Measures To Curb Rookie WR Inflation

Washington, DC – In response to record-high inflation rates, the Federal Reserve raised interest rates 11 times since March 2022. Now that prices have largely stabilized, the regulatory body will shift its focus to where it is needed most: the 2024 rookie class of wide receivers in fantasy football. The overall inflation rate may have decreased from 9.1% to 3%,

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Rookie Comparisons: Marvin Harrison Jr. Reminds Me Of A Certain Former Colts Star…Reggie Wayne

With the 2024 NFL Draft approaching, it’s a necessity to compare incoming rookies to NFL players. No player should ever be comped to an average player, they have to all get comped to Pro Bowlers at minimum. That being said, when I watch Marvin Harrison, Jr. out of Ohio State, I get glimpses of a former Indianapolis Colts superstar WR.

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OPINION: Caleb Williams Is Not Manly Enough For The NFL, And Also I Am Not A Closeted Homosexual

Let’s not mince words. Caleb Williams is soft. He is a weak, effeminate, gorgeous Gen-Z snowflake who will be an outcast in an NFL locker room. Real NFL players will be completely put off by his unconventional sex appeal. And I say this as someone who is not a closeted homosexual. Caleb Williams makes me uncomfortable. Any time I see

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