The 8 Essential Things Every Fantasy Football Draft Party Needs
Fantasy Gazette presents drafters with the 8 essential things they must have for their fantasy football draft party.
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Man Whose Fantasy Football Team Name Has Been “Show Me Your TDs” For Full Decade Wins Lifetime Achievement Award For Comedy
GARY, IN – Local fantasy football player Troy Miller work e-mail pinged, but this time a smile came across his face. His fantasy football league, “Gary’s Finest” had been reactivated, and it was time to claim his team. “Alright, let’s see here. Team icon, a plain helmet with the ESPN logo? Check. Team name, Show Me Your TDs? Check.” It
Read moreGENIUS: This Fantasy Football Analyst Just Ended His Take With “If He Stays Healthy” So He Can’t Be Proved Wrong
A successful fantasy football writer has found a loophole to always being correct when forecasting player values: using injuries to get off on a technicality.
Read moreFive RBs To Fade In 2024 Fantasy Football And Also Two RBs To Fade In My 9-Year-Old Nephew’s Flag Football League
Here are five RBs you shouldn’t draft in fantasy football this season, as well as two RBs I think are worthless in my nephew’s upcoming flag football league.
Read moreHoly Mother Of God I’m Going To Cum: Unpressured Quarterback Completes Pass To Unguarded Wide Receiver
During a routine pass/catch drill this week, Cardinals QB Kyler Murray was handed a ball by an assistant coach with absolutely no defensive pressure and threw a medium-energy pass to rookie WR Marvin Harrison, Jr – who hauled in the pass without dropping it.
Read moreNew ‘Game of Thrones’ Sequel To Be Set In Chiefs Kingdom
Max has announced a new Game Of Thrones sequel set in the Chiefs Kingdom.
Read moreTop 10 Best Ball Tips
These are the 10 Best Ball tips you need to win money and love.
Read moreFantasy Football Commissioner Launches Cryptocurrency, Will Pay Winner In Worthless “CommishCoin”
In a stunning move, a local fantasy football commissioner has announced his plan for paying out his overdue league winner – a brand new and utterly useless cryptocurrency of his own invention called “CommishCoin.” The move comes after public backlash that reached both Twitter and the much scarier Reddit. “I know all you bum a– motherf—– wouldn’t shut the f—
Read moreThe Best Fantasy Football Punishments For People Who Missed Playoffs But Still Use The Waiver Wire
While fantasy football leagues can be a ton of fun, they can also be extremely competitive and cutthroat. Fantasy players should be using every possible tool at their disposal to get an advantage over their leaguemates – even circumventing the rules if they have to. We’ve seen helpful tactics win people their leagues, like offering sex with your wife to
Read moreGod Announces He Forgot To Turn Down Injury Sliders For NFL Season
HEAVEN – God, the omnipotent being responsible for the creation of the universe and its inhabitants, revealed in a statement to the press that he forgot to turn down the injury sliders for the current NFL year. “Yeah, guys, this one’s on me,” said the almighty father. “I was messing with some settings to try and make the season more
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