MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Just a few minutes after telling his teammates he had never played chess and would be interested in learning about it, Vikings QB Joshua Dobbs had reportedly mastered the game of chess. “Wait, what the hell just happened,” said WR Brandon Powell after losing to Dobbs in under 30 moves. “I literally was the one who introduced
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LAS VEGAS, NV – After the Las Vegas Raiders recently announced rookie QB Aidan O’Connell would be their starter moving forward, Jimmy Garoppolo has come forward to state he is going to mew “harder than ever before” to regain the starting position. For the unfamiliar, “mewing” is a new internet craze in which you alter the position of your tongue
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN – The Vikings received a seismic shift in their 2023 NFL season Sunday when QB Kirk Cousins tragically suffered a torn achilles against the Green Bay Packers. After an MRI Monday confirmed the worst-case scenario, the team’s medical staff released an exciting report just a few minutes later that Cousins was “ahead of schedule” in recovering from the
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DETROIT, MI – Lions standout WR Amon-Ra St. Brown has always had a chip on his shoulder, and now, he’s added one to another body part. St. Brown has famous never taken his selection in the 4th round of the 2021 draft lightly, and now he has a permanent way of reminding himself and others of the 16 WRs that
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NEW YORK, NY – Following his infamous injury on Monday Night Football, Jets QB Aaron Rodgers met with a renowned achilles surgeon, during which he told the doctor he would be foregoing the standard surgical procedure and instead be doing his own research. “I laid out clearly the standard scientific procedure for Aaron,” said Dr. Phil Harmonic, the highest-rated Achilles
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Each NFL season brings an element of uncertainty and mystery that fantasy players and regular people alike need to keep an eye on. Fantasy Gazette is proud to provide you with clarity here, and ask the real questions that you need to evaluate as the season approaches. Without further adieu, each NFL team’s burning question for the year of our
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Desmond Ridder has been given the day off from training camp after an exhausting previous day in which he threw the football 7 times.
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SANTA CLARA, CA – Former #3 overall Trey Lance reportedly made an unforgivable mistake during 49ers training camp Thursday when he inserted himself into the QB line and got off a warm-up throw to WR Deebo Samuel. Lance waited for a moment that every 49ers’ coach had their back turned, requested a snap, and fired off a 5-yard out route.
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NFL Running Backs met again over Zoom to discuss a huge problem: PPR scoring in fantasy football.
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ST. LOUIS, MO – Local fantasy football player Damon Brunswick was reportedly “shaken” and “disturbed” after a quick YouTube search led him to a video titled Kadarius Toney Career Highlight Reel (NEXT TYREEK HILL??) was a mere 0:43 seconds long. “Wait, wait…this can’t be right. Where’s the rest of it? This guy is supposed to be Patrick Mahomes’ new favorite
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