Category Archives: Training Camp

Cowboys And Chargers To Play It Safe, Rest All Players In Final Preseason Matchup

To avoid injuries, the Dallas Cowboys and LA Chargers have decided to rest all of their players for the entire game in this Saturday’s preseason game in Dallas. “It just makes no sense to play anyone in this game,” said Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy. “Why take the chance of losing players to injury in a meaningless game? Did you see

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Patriots Decide Not To Field An Offense This Season

BOSTON, MA – After struggles in 2023 that resulted in having the statistically worst offense in the NFL, the New England Patriots have decided to not field an offense at all this upcoming season. Rookie head coach Jarod Mayo, a former Patriots linebacker and defensive coordinator, believes having no offense gives the Patriots the best chance to win. “Look, we

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Oops! Trey Lance Snuck In A Throw During Training Camp When The Coaches Weren’t Looking And Now He’s Being Executed In The Medical Tent

SANTA CLARA, CA – Former #3 overall Trey Lance reportedly made an unforgivable mistake during 49ers training camp Thursday when he inserted himself into the QB line and got off a warm-up throw to WR Deebo Samuel. Lance waited for a moment that every 49ers’ coach had their back turned, requested a snap, and fired off a 5-yard out route.

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