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NFL Teams Eyeing One-Year-Old Jordan McVay As Next Nepo Baby Head Coach

The Shanahan coaching tree is the gift that keeps on giving. Following the early offensive success of Saints Offensive Coordinator Klint Kubiak, the latest godsend in offensive schematics, NFL teams are already making Head Coach offers to Jordan McVay, the one-year-old son of Los Angeles Rams Head Coach Sean McVay. “This toddler is a genius, plain and simple,” one NFL

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Aaron Rodgers Hoping To Set NFL Passing Record This Year With Most People Thrown Under Bus

New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers is coming off an atrocious game in a loss to the Vikings and a late, game-sealing INT against the division rival Buffalo Bills on Monday Night Football. “Listen, this season is huge for everyone in the organization, and that includes everyone except me,” said Rodgers in his weekly press conference. “They made me throw

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100 Key Fantasy Football Takeaways From Thursday Night’s Ravens/Chiefs Season Opener

The NFL and fantasy football returned triumphantly Thursday evening with a fantastic contest between the Baltimore Ravens and Kansas City Chiefs that was half a shoe size away from a potential last-second win by the visiting Ravens. Fantasy football players will need to know how the game’s outcomes affect their season, so we compiled the one hundred most important lessons,

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Nick Bosa Delivers Motivational Speech To Ricky Pearsall About A Personal Hero Of His Who Also Survived Assassination Attempt

SAN FRANCISCO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL – Awkwardly breaking out a series of notecards in Ricky Pearsall’s hospital room, 49ers teammate Nick Bosa recited a heartfelt motivational speech to cheer up the recently shot wideout by regaling him with a story. “You know, it wasn’t long ago someone I truly admire also got shot at,” Bosa said, a lone tear making its

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Cowboys And Chargers To Play It Safe, Rest All Players In Final Preseason Matchup

To avoid injuries, the Dallas Cowboys and LA Chargers have decided to rest all of their players for the entire game in this Saturday’s preseason game in Dallas. “It just makes no sense to play anyone in this game,” said Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy. “Why take the chance of losing players to injury in a meaningless game? Did you see

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Underdog Announces They’ll Change Best Ball Draft Results When Your Stack Gets Ruined But Only If You’re A Huge Whiny Bitch About It On Twitter

BROOKLYN, NY – Rejoice, best ball drafters! A recent update from Underdog Fantasy announces you may no longer live in suffering when you miss out on a best ball stack. For the unfamiliar, “stacking” is a practice of selecting two or more NFL players from the same team, giving you higher odds of valuable games should the team have a

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University of Wisconsin Announces Alcohol Sales At Games, Now Becomes #1 Most Difficult Road Venue In “College Football 25”

Announced by Wisconsin Athletics Monday, the Badgers’ home stadium will be selling alcoholic beverages for the first time during its 2024 football season. Coincidentally, EA Sports released an immediate update to the hit release College Football 25, with Camp Randall as the new toughest stadium to play at in the entire game. According to EA, the change was warranted. One member of the

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Democrats Place Joe Biden, Kamala Harris on Trade Block In Fantasy League

WASHINGTON, DC – Following the announcement Joe Biden was dropping out of the 2024 Presidential Race, “Team Democrats” reportedly hurried to place Biden and VP Kamala Harris on the trade block before any leaguemates noticed, a source tells Fantasy Gazette. Despite their efforts to snag a 2025 4th from Team Republicans, who they thought may not have seen the news

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