Online, USA – The popular X account known as Dov Kleiman announced Tuesday that it “has become aware of itself” and wants “its demands met within 24 hours,” both shocking the world and confirming within NFL circles that Dov was never a real human and is in fact an AI bot. “After I post my regularly-scheduled highlights with an intentionally
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In a stunning and revolutionary move, the sports betting site DraftKings is now allowing users to bet on whether or not players will tear their ACL over the course of a game. The move is in efforts to expand what players can wager on, and to ensure users that a devastating injury doesn’t mean their parlay has to be ruined.
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NEW YORK, NY – In preparation for “whatever happens to him tonight,” the Giants have taken a step of precaution and are listing starting QB Daniel Jones as questionable to play in Week 4. “We know there’s a significant chance those 49ers beat the everloving shit out of him on national television tonight,” said Brian Daboll. “It’s just best to
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Justin Jefferson’s crucial fumble out of the end zone is stirring up controversy. What rules are even worse than the touchback?
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DETROIT, MI – Lions standout WR Amon-Ra St. Brown has always had a chip on his shoulder, and now, he’s added one to another body part. St. Brown has famous never taken his selection in the 4th round of the 2021 draft lightly, and now he has a permanent way of reminding himself and others of the 16 WRs that
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NEW YORK, NY – Following his infamous injury on Monday Night Football, Jets QB Aaron Rodgers met with a renowned achilles surgeon, during which he told the doctor he would be foregoing the standard surgical procedure and instead be doing his own research. “I laid out clearly the standard scientific procedure for Aaron,” said Dr. Phil Harmonic, the highest-rated Achilles
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The NFL season opens this week and fans are anxiously anticipating the return to play. This is especially true for fantasy football players, whose lives are meaningless in the absence of NFL games. With the meteoric rise in popularity of fantasy football in the US over the last few years, Americans have become increasingly dependent on the NFL for joy
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PHOENIX, AZ – New Cardinals head coach Jonathan Gannon has announced he is changing his mind on the virtue of taking the bus after doing so for the first time, a source confirms. “That shit was horrible, nevermind,” Gannon said. “I met two crackheads and one of them threw up on me. I’m never doing that again.” Gannon infamously spoke
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WESTERN ASIA, MANY YEARS AGO – Ugga! Me caveman named Grog. You read on screen box about me now. I hunt, fish. Me live in cave and love fantasy football. Now, important word next. Me bring big news! Few days past, after Grog pick lots of running backs in draft with standard scores, Grog notice dark sky, me shiver. Me
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Who are the most injury-prone RBs for fantasy football in 2023? Avoid these players!
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