FOX HQ – Following a thorough investigation, FBI agents raided the office of FOX analyst Urban Meyer, and as suspected, discovered a Trevor Lawrence voodoo doll in a desk drawer. “That’s not mine, I’m holding it for a friend,” a visibly guilty Meyer said, sweating profusely. “The fingerprints that are mine on there are someone else’s, by the way.” According
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The Miami Dolphins medical team confirmed that Tua Tagovailoa’s concussion issues will be fixed by being bashed in the head an even number of times.
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MIAMI, FL – Buffalo Bills HC Sean McDermott has given the team’s players and staff a day off to celebrate, per source. McDermott was eager to deliver the news that on this fateful day in history, many men gave their lives to a noble cause, and no, he would not be specifying his comments anything further than that. McDermott treated
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The NFL and fantasy football returned triumphantly Thursday evening with a fantastic contest between the Baltimore Ravens and Kansas City Chiefs that was half a shoe size away from a potential last-second win by the visiting Ravens. Fantasy football players will need to know how the game’s outcomes affect their season, so we compiled the one hundred most important lessons,
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SAN FRANCISCO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL – Awkwardly breaking out a series of notecards in Ricky Pearsall’s hospital room, 49ers teammate Nick Bosa recited a heartfelt motivational speech to cheer up the recently shot wideout by regaling him with a story. “You know, it wasn’t long ago someone I truly admire also got shot at,” Bosa said, a lone tear making its
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Fantasy Gazette presents drafters with the 8 essential things they must have for their fantasy football draft party.
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Arizona Cardinals rookie WR Marvin Harrison, Jr. is officially holding out from the team to earn a massive contract extension, per source.
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To avoid injuries, the Dallas Cowboys and LA Chargers have decided to rest all of their players for the entire game in this Saturday’s preseason game in Dallas. “It just makes no sense to play anyone in this game,” said Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy. “Why take the chance of losing players to injury in a meaningless game? Did you see
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LOS ANGELES – Killing two birds with one stone, new Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh announced to the press today running back J.K. Dobbins will be out for their Week 2 clash with Carolina, despite the team not having played their Week 1 game yet. “We’re just facing the facts,” said Harbaugh. “There’s just no way he makes it through
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Washington, DC – In response to record-high inflation rates, the Federal Reserve raised interest rates 11 times since March 2022. Now that prices have largely stabilized, the regulatory body will shift its focus to where it is needed most: the 2024 rookie class of wide receivers in fantasy football. The overall inflation rate may have decreased from 9.1% to 3%,
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