The Shanahan coaching tree is the gift that keeps on giving. Following the early offensive success of Saints Offensive Coordinator Klint Kubiak, the latest godsend in offensive schematics, NFL teams are already making Head Coach offers to Jordan McVay, the one-year-old son of Los Angeles Rams Head Coach Sean McVay. “This toddler is a genius, plain and simple,” one NFL
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Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson has been accused of harassment by a Cleveland MRI Machine, a source tells us.
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Week 6 in the NFL gave us another 12-hour block of insurance commercials and political ads, with some football action mixed in. Here are the official Fantasy Gazette headlines from Week 6 of the 2024 NFL season. Travis Etienne Outscored By Famous Cartoon Dog “Scooby-Doo” Jags running back Travis Etienne surely caused anger and consternation among many fantasy managers after
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Browns QB Deshaun Watson tried to argue the sack he took by holding onto the ball too long was unfair, per sources.
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BALTIMORE, MD – Ravens TE Mark Andrews is looking like his old self again as the Ravens opened training camp this week, a reporter from the future tells Fantasy Gazette. Andrews will be over a year removed from his tightrope procedure that he had done between the 2023 and 2024 seasons. The procedure slowed him down in 2024, we all
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FOX HQ – Following a thorough investigation, FBI agents raided the office of FOX analyst Urban Meyer, and as suspected, discovered a Trevor Lawrence voodoo doll in a desk drawer. “That’s not mine, I’m holding it for a friend,” a visibly guilty Meyer said, sweating profusely. “The fingerprints that are mine on there are someone else’s, by the way.” According
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The NFL and fantasy football returned triumphantly Thursday evening with a fantastic contest between the Baltimore Ravens and Kansas City Chiefs that was half a shoe size away from a potential last-second win by the visiting Ravens. Fantasy football players will need to know how the game’s outcomes affect their season, so we compiled the one hundred most important lessons,
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LOS ANGELES – Killing two birds with one stone, new Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh announced to the press today running back J.K. Dobbins will be out for their Week 2 clash with Carolina, despite the team not having played their Week 1 game yet. “We’re just facing the facts,” said Harbaugh. “There’s just no way he makes it through
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HOUSTON, TX – “OH SHIT, OH FUCK” screamed a remarkably sweaty C.J. Stroud as he jolted up from his bed. The Houston Texans star quarterback had recently suffered a nightmare of unimaginable horrors – having to play at the helm of a professional football team that did not gift-wrap him several elite wide receivers. “It was worse than anything I’ve
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It was only a few days ago that I realized the article count on TheFantasyGazette.com was at 298. Two hundred and ninety-eight. Insanity. I had no choice but to do some simple math on the way home from work (a real office job where I sometimes never fire off tweets on this account). The Fantasy Gazette started a little over
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