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C.J. Stroud Wakes Up In Cold Sweat From Nightmare Where He Played Quarterback Without Being Gifted 3 Superstar Wide Receivers

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HOUSTON, TX – “OH SHIT, OH FUCK” screamed a remarkably sweaty C.J. Stroud as he jolted up from his bed. The Houston Texans star quarterback had recently suffered a nightmare of unimaginable horrors – having to play at the helm of a professional football team that did not gift-wrap him several elite wide receivers. “It was worse than anything I’ve

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Webster’s Dictionary Adds ‘SZN’ after Overwhelming Demands From Fantasy Football Players

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SPRINGFIELD, MA – Webster’s Dictionary, the leading language provider in the United States, announced that after an incredibly high demand from an unusual source they will be adding the word “SZN” to all dictionaries. What does SZN mean? This unusual source is none other than the fantasy football community. For those unfamiliar, fantasy football is a game based on the

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