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NFL Teams Eyeing One-Year-Old Jordan McVay As Next Nepo Baby Head Coach

The Shanahan coaching tree is the gift that keeps on giving. Following the early offensive success of Saints Offensive Coordinator Klint Kubiak, the latest godsend in offensive schematics, NFL teams are already making Head Coach offers to Jordan McVay, the one-year-old son of Los Angeles Rams Head Coach Sean McVay. “This toddler is a genius, plain and simple,” one NFL

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Aaron Rodgers Hoping To Set NFL Passing Record This Year With Most People Thrown Under Bus

New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers is coming off an atrocious game in a loss to the Vikings and a late, game-sealing INT against the division rival Buffalo Bills on Monday Night Football. “Listen, this season is huge for everyone in the organization, and that includes everyone except me,” said Rodgers in his weekly press conference. “They made me throw

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Fantasy Gazette’s Week 6 Headlines & Recap

Week 6 in the NFL gave us another 12-hour block of insurance commercials and political ads, with some football action mixed in. Here are the official Fantasy Gazette headlines from Week 6 of the 2024 NFL season. Travis Etienne Outscored By Famous Cartoon Dog “Scooby-Doo” Jags running back Travis Etienne  surely caused anger and consternation among many fantasy managers after

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News From The Future: Mark Andrews “Looking Like His Old Self” At 2025 Ravens Training Camp

BALTIMORE, MD – Ravens TE Mark Andrews is looking like his old self again as the Ravens opened training camp this week, a reporter from the future tells Fantasy Gazette. Andrews will be over a year removed from his tightrope procedure that he had done between the 2023 and 2024 seasons. The procedure slowed him down in 2024, we all

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FBI Discovers Trevor Lawrence Voodoo Doll In Urban Meyer’s Office

FOX HQ – Following a thorough investigation, FBI agents raided the office of FOX analyst Urban Meyer, and as suspected, discovered a Trevor Lawrence voodoo doll in a desk drawer. “That’s not mine, I’m holding it for a friend,” a visibly guilty Meyer said, sweating profusely. “The fingerprints that are mine on there are someone else’s, by the way.” According

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All Chargers Players Except Quentin Johnston Out Sick Today After Catching Colds

LOS ANGELES, CA – The Los Angeles Chargers entire roster has been infected with a strain of an aggressive cold and will miss today’s practice, per source. However, this does not include WR Quentin Johnston. After the sinus/respiratory illness swept through the organization, Johnston was simply unable to catch the cold his teammates did. “Just couldn’t reel this one in,”

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