Top 10 Boomer Quarterbacks Who Can’t Rotate A PDF
Welckome back to Braxton’s Corner its me Braxton i am 13 i right for the Gazette. I was asked to rank the top qbs from before 2000. Sheesh that’s like forever ago. Here are my top 10 boomer quarterbacks who can’t rotate a pdf. Im also gonna say some other stuff they cant do.
1. Dan Marino. This guy can’t rotate a PDF and probably sucks so hard at Fortnite. He got to a Super Bowl tho so good job Dan 
2. Joe Montana. Joe won a Super Bowl, nice job boomer. I bet he struggles trying to download apps to his phone 
3. Johnny Unitas. This guy died twenty years ago so he can’t rotate a PDF and I’d destroy him in MarioKart 
3. John Elway. Why are all boomers named John? No way he’s ever changed the password to his WiFi router 
5. Otto Graham. if he was alive he’d probably use facebook like the boomer he is 
6. Roger Staubach. Here’s Staubach receiving an award for ordering something off Amazon without giving his computer a crippling virus. 
7. Fran Tarkenton. He had good stats but probably listens to music on a CD player like a boomer 
8. Steve Young. He looks like he wouldn’t wanna watch Logan & Jake Paul videos with me so he gets dropped down to #8 
9. Brett Favre. I bet he doesn’t even own any NFTs 
10. Bart Starr. Couldn’t find a picture with color in it for some reason but do you honestly think this geezer could change HDMI inputs on his tv?
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