Fantasy Gazette

WESTERN ASIA, MANY YEARS AGO – Ugga! Me caveman named Grog. You read on screen box about me now. I hunt, fish. Me live in cave and love fantasy football. Now, important word next. Me bring big news! Few days past, after Grog pick lots of running backs in draft with standard scores, Grog notice dark sky, me shiver. Me think, “What if me rub stick on stick?” Then, magic spark appear, become bright fire! Ah ha!

Many days spent in dark in before time. No longer! Now Grog have fire, me very warm. Ugga bugga! Now we talk football. Me favorite players Jim Brown. Larry Csonka. Grandson is Red Grange. Me tolerate Adrian Peterson. But me hate Austin Ekeler. Hate Deuce Vaughn more. Grog miss Mike Alstott so much that Grog cry.

Running back very good, very strong. Should carry ball 30 time a game. No less. Big man run fast score many point in standard score. Me fade wide receiver! Wide receiver bad. Next part important, you listen now. No point for catch! Coward like point for catch. Standard is way for man. Standard only way. Fire dimming now, me put stick on fire. Ugga! Derrick Henry me first round choice this year. Hope he catch less pass this season. Run need established!

Point for catch bad. Standard need brought back. I have learn fire. You must listen. Go. Spread message me give you.